Sunday, July 1, 2012

An open letter to Hollywood: #1

Dear Hollywood.

  1. What the fuck is this?


I came across this while quietly perusing a list of movies that are being released in 2012.
I understand that there are really no new ideas out there and it is no secret that for the last few years you have only been concentrating with filling the market with shitty remake but what has happened to your class? What has happened to your style. The Three Stooges are as iconic as Hollywood itself and even though Ted Healy and Moe Howard and Larry Fine are all dead and gone. And even though Hollywood basically worked them all within an inch of their lives...(except for Curly Howard...who was actually worked to death) - show some dignity. Show some respect.


Outside of all that- this LOOKS HORRIBLE!!!

While I am on this soapbox- please stop remaking foreign films and ruining them. It is bad enough you are raping these scripts and making them more accessible to the standard movie idiot but you aren't even trying to suggest that these are remakes.


Stop stealing idea after idea from other countries who are currently making much better film than you are.

you D-bags.

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